I sat among the congrgation
sweat puddles in my hand
what I was about to do
I didn't really understand.

It's that time of the year again,
that you grow in that very special way,
todays a new year you begin to grow,
cause todays your birthday!!

I've caused you pain
Torn your heart out of your body
I stood by and laughed
Called you ugly and hideous,

Mom lights the candles
Sister holds the camera
Everyone watches,
Waiting for me to make my wish

Lots of stress
Lots of pressure
Get this and this and this
Not even asking what i like

What is happiness,
Its all in the mind,
What is sadness,
Its all in the mind,

So today you turn fourteen,
What a scary thought.
Since that age I've defiantly learned alot.
Sometimes I wish I could

Chocolate ice cream up my nose.
Frosting ear to ear.
Feeding candles to the cat.
Party time is here.

A favorite place
for my favorite guy.
A treasure for your study
I want you to buy.

I've been banned from having birthdays
A new rule has been made
Signed ,sealed and delivered
By the local Fire Brigade!