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- Never attempt bending down, except under strict medical supervision.
- Develop the power of a photographic memory – take photographs of everyone you need to remember.
- Use your ailing health to blackmail your children into doing all your gardening and housework.
- Avoid the company of young people they are a sad reminder of your long lost youth.
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at 2008-10-12 |
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The only way to relieve the frustration of being fifty-something is to constantly seek new ways of irritating the young. Fortunately in old age, you develop the ability to do this naturally in every single thing you do or say.
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at 2008-10-12 |
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There are numerous advantages in being fifty - just ask any eighty year old!!!
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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
- Bob Hope
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You've finally reached the big five-o,
A milestone, to be sure!
And with it comes the "aging" jokes
That you must now endure.
Although your age is public news,
With us it would be fine
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by Betty Jo Mings
at 2008-10-12 |
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I am not young enough to know everything
- JM Barrie
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At fifty you've accumulated the knowledge and wisdom of half a century. This would be a tremendous asset if only darned senility hadn't wiped your memory bank.
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at 2008-10-11 |
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