You've finally reached the big five-o,
A milestone, to be sure!
And with it comes the "aging" jokes
That you must now endure.
Although your age is public news,
With us it would be fine
If you decided you'd go back
To being thirty-nine.
You really needn't bother, 'cause
You truly look so great
That no one would believe that you
Are more than thirty-eight!
So just enjoy your birthday, and
Keep doing what you do.
We don't know what it is --
But boy! It sure looks good on you!