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Happy birthday friend
In the year that past
I met you
You cared and helped me
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by Gizzy Lizzy
at 2008-10-16 |
Rating: 0.00
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She has sweetened with age
And sexier each year
Tho she claims she's too old
She has nothing to fear.
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by Garrison
at 2008-10-16 |
Rating: 0.00
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May birthday candles for your new year
Light up the smile I hold most dear,
And blown out,
Grant you all your dreams and wishes.
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by John
at 2008-10-15 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Happy Birthday Girl!
Another year has passed.
People met, and New Friends made
Parties, laughs and broken hearts
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by Holly
at 2008-10-15 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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I just can't believe
your turning fourteen today
i don't know what to write
or exactly what to say
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by Laura
at 2008-10-14 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Hey birthday girl,
Today is your special day.
Time to party with friends,eat cake,
And open up presents.
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by ~*~Jess~*~
at 2008-10-14 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 1 |
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It's your birthday!
What will it be?
Hot cocoa, a cup of tea.
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by MiSZ ALAiNA
at 2008-10-14 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Today is your day you're turning fifteen,
There goes another year of being a teen.
So eat lots of cake and ice cream too,
Cause now you're a year from driving, WOOHOO!
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by Hillary
at 2008-10-14 |
Rating: 3.77
Votes: 13 |
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Crying the lonely tears
Of an evening
In utter loneliness
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by Sonya
at 2008-10-14 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Hey Kylie, you're now three,
And your spending your birthday without me.
I'll sit around and cry,
I hope I find you soon, if I don't I feel as if I'll die.
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by Morbidangel69
at 2008-10-14 |
Rating: 0.00
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You will always be my baby
My hunny till the end
My sweety always and forever
My lover with a special kiss to send
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by Cainan
at 2008-10-14 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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The cake sits on the table uneaten
The batter was well beaten
Now the cake is done
But the party has just begun
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by Chadguay
at 2008-10-13 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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You came into my life,
Brang me so many smiles,
Took away the pain,
Made it all worth while.
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by BlessedByAnAngel
at 2008-10-13 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 1 |
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This moment only comes once a year
The surprise birthday she doesn't know of yet
As I prepare for the occasion to come
The time of her life she will never forget...
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by Prince Enigma
at 2008-10-13 |
Rating: 0.00
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My love for you, shall never pause,
Strong and determined with all our flaws.
It endures and doesn't judge,
Never holds a lasting grudge.
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by Martin Dejnicki
at 2008-10-13 |
Rating: 0.00
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A recent survey showed that at the age of twenty 90% of men have sex four times a week and that by the time they reach 40 they are still capable of telling the same pathetic lie.
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at 2008-10-13 |
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An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in his house. His wife had made him a surprise cake, and led her husband blindfolded to a table where the cake was placed.Eagerly the doctor removed and looked down on the cake, and immediately burst into a crazed laughter, for there in front of him was a huge cake, with 40 marzipan eyes!The guest, asked him why he laughed, and after some minutes of laughing and whipping his eyes, the doctor said:"I'm just thinking of my buddy who will be 50 next week, who is a gynecologist!"
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at 2008-10-13 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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- Never attempt bending down, except under strict medical supervision.
- Develop the power of a photographic memory – take photographs of everyone you need to remember.
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at 2008-10-13 |
Rating: 2.70
Votes: 10 |
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The only way to relieve the frustration of being fifty-something is to constantly seek new ways of irritating the young. Fortunately in old age, you develop the ability to do this naturally in every single thing you do or say.
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at 2008-10-13 |
Rating: 0.00
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There are numerous advantages in being fifty - just ask any eighty year old!!!
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at 2008-10-13 |
Rating: 0.00
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