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Another year has passed for you, sweetheart;
It's time to cut the cake and celebrate.
And once again, my love, I start to think
Of things about you I appreciate.
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by Joanna Fuchs
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This moment only comes once a year
The surprise birthday she doesn't know of yet
As I prepare for the occasion to come
The time of her life she will never forget...
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by Prince Enigma
at 2008-10-13 |
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My love for you, shall never pause,
Strong and determined with all our flaws.
It endures and doesn't judge,
Never holds a lasting grudge.
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by Martin Dejnicki
at 2008-10-13 |
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Women are most fascinating between the ages of 35 and 40 after they have won a few races and know how to pace themselves. Since few women ever pass 40, maximum fascination can continue indefinitely.
- Christian Dior
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at 2008-10-11 |
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Lordy Lordy look whos forty
but dont fret cause i
love you best!
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at 2008-10-12 |
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35 is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.
- Oscar Wilde quotes
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A recent survey showed that at the age of twenty 90% of men have sex four times a week and that by the time they reach 40 they are still capable of telling the same pathetic lie.
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at 2008-10-13 |
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Moses spent 40 years lost in the desert, what are you bitching about!?!?
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at 2008-10-10 |
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This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk if they have any new and different cards -- somethingunusual. The clerk points her to a new card just in that day -- "HappyBirthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry." The blonde replied, "How cool! I'll take the whole box!"
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at 2008-10-11 |
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At fifty you've accumulated the knowledge and wisdom of half a century. This would be a tremendous asset if only darned senility hadn't wiped your memory bank.
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The only way to relieve the frustration of being fifty-something is to constantly seek new ways of irritating the young. Fortunately in old age, you develop the ability to do this naturally in every single thing you do or say.
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There are numerous advantages in being fifty - just ask any eighty year old!!!
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at 2008-10-13 |
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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
- Bob Hope
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at 2008-10-13 |
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I am not young enough to know everything
- JM Barrie
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at 2008-10-13 |
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Don't give up enthusiasm for life just because you've reached the grand age of sixty. Do something outrageous and crazy – take up fly tying or stamp collecting.
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Your sixties is the stage in your life when you become mature, reliable and dependable. In other words, boring, predictable and conventional.
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Sixty! Now is the time to make your mark on the world – explore the Antarctic or become an astronaut. Make your mind up to take on exciting new challenges - straight after your afternoon nap.
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"Look at ME!!" boasted the fit old man, pounding a very flat and firm stomach, having just finished 100 situps before a group of young people.
"Fit as a fiddle! And you want to know why? I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't stay up late, and I don't chase after loose women!!"
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A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."
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A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a go on every ride there was. She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning. Then the were off to a movie theater where they ate popcorn and sweets and drank Cola. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?" One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"
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at 2008-10-13 |
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