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"Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age."
- Pope John XXIII
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When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
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People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
George Burns
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A well-adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for.
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A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's
birthday but never remembers her age.
- Robert Frost
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"Age is a high price to pay for maturity" By Tom Stoppard
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Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
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I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up. ~ Harry Hershfield
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma Bombeck
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Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.
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I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller
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"The more you praise and celebrate your life,
the more there is in life to celebrate."
- Oprah Winfrey
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"You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime." By John P. Grier
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Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
C.E.M. Joad
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No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. ~ Oscar Wilde ~
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The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
Samuel Johnson
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Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.
Menachem Mendel Schneerson
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Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.
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Of late I appear
To have reached that stage
When people who look old
Who are only my age.
- Richard Armour
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"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people
who have the most live the longest."
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"Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative." Maurice Chevalier
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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain
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You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. ~ Arnold Palmer
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Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
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Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
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If I'd known I was going to live this long (100 years), I'd have taken better care of myself.
Ubie Blake
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Inside every older person is a younger person -
wondering what the hell happened.
- Cora Harvey Armstrong
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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar
haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair."
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We are young only once, after that we need some other excuse. Happy Birthday! ~Author Unknown
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